Now I know how Jesus feels. The other day I turned mackerel into whisky. I think this is probably on a par with a certain trick performed by Jesus, possibly even more impressive, considering mackerel and whisky are considerably more different, physically, than water and wine. [I know that sounds arrogant, but, y'know... I did...]
Well, [...]
Entries Tagged as 'mackerel'
Mackerel = Whisky
September 23rd, 2008 · Lifeblog, Uncategorized
Tags:arrogance·assets·blasphemy·Jesus·liquidation·mackerel·refund·Sainsbury's·whisky
Paris
September 3rd, 2008 · Lifeblog, Uncategorized
I have managed to get myself to Paris. I realised that this is, at the age of 27, the first time I’ve ever gone abroad on my own. I was kind of slightly proud of myself, slightly anxious about it and also rather unimpressed that I was feeling either of these things given the facts [...]